Review (PDF) Booty Camp Dating Service
Booty Camp Dating Service is a STANDALONE novel. Booty Camp Dating Service is a wildly successful matchmaking company. The twist? Well, Wolf Saber --who inherited his gift-- is NEVER wrong when he matches people. It’s a gift passed down from his grandmother to his mother to him.He’s sexy but stays behind the scenes, letting his buddy Chance do all the talking while he matches the clients at parties and events. Booty Camp Dating Service travels the country, and nine months after they leave the city there’s always a flurry of weddings and an accompanying baby boom. Booty Camp claims that clients will be 110% satisfied and they deliver on that promise every single time.Except Wolf refuses to deliver on that guarantee for himself. He doesn’t find love until Hazel Lavender’s best friend pushes her through his front door. Now all he wants to do is make sure Hazel is 110% satisfied…in his bed. Which, ironically, would break the very rules Wolf demands of his employees--no dating clients, ever.So instead, Wolf and Hazel fight. And kiss. And fight some more.Will Wolf’s own rules make him the very first Booty Camp Happily Never After?Line up readers, your Booty Camp date is waiting…
File Size: 924 KB
Print Length: 292 pages
Publisher: Debra Anastasia (August 28, 2016)
Publication Date: August 28, 2016
Sold by: Digital Services LLC
Language: English
ASIN: B01L7KT304
Text-to-Speech: Enabled
X-Ray: Not Enabled
Word Wise: Enabled
Lending: Not Enabled
Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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My first thoughts were..Who in the world writes a book called Booty Camp? Because the logo is a butt.. But a heart butt in a thong... Who comes up with this?Then I remembered who Debra was and it all fit quite well really.. I mean she's funny, right? Booty Camp, I thought to myself maybe it's like American Pie meets The Bachelorette ..Then I started reading it..It's nothing like either of those. It's purely its own work of hilarity..But not only is it funny, it's hot.. Like sexy hot.. And not like sheltered sexy hot, it is like full out hot and sexy..But then it's deep, the deepness hits you.. It hits you hard and you may not even realize it's hitting you.. Like it hit me 'till I was in tears.The way the book poked fun at it's own name brought happy giggles out of me..The way the characters interacted with each other made me smile.The way the time line was long enough to make the love story believable but made you also believe in love at first sight was awakening..The depth of the characters made me proud to be a fan of Debra's.The message that was hidden but right out in the open made me appreciate so many things I've had the pleasure to experience with people in my life, past, present and hopefully thing I'll experience with others in the future.So I really wanna lay out this book for you, be like I loved this, that and all of this.. But at the same time I want you to experience this book like I did, think it's a romantic comedy that will make me pee my pants and possibly fall in love with a hot male alpha.. I want you to be surprised by the feels, and the not so hidden message and be happily delighted that this book has so much purpose in it.So I'll give you this..
AACCKK!! What can I say about this book!Debra Anastasia took all her deep emotions and put it in this one book. She is known to write beauty and magical romance of the highest caliber and she is also known to write comedy and the most outrageously funny as well. So what did she do, she fused them together flawlessly right here!Please don't let that silly cover (that actually bears meaning to the story) fool you!"Hazel went Scarlett O’Hara on the moment and walked up to it. “I bet this will fetch a price.” Hazel lifted the heavy picture off the wall and staggered a little under the weight of it. As soon as she had the picture balanced—which was quite a feat with heels on—she lifted her chin and addressed Wolf. “Good day, sir.”"The storyline is so much more than I anticipated. I thought I was going into a straight up RomCom and I did, but then there were those moments that were speared into my heart. They made my heart swell with some of the deepest form of love.Romantic love = yes (scorching!) - another type as well though, it showed me that this writer is a writer with so much compassion, beauty, and soul that you can not but admire her for who you know she has to be as a person in order for her to write something like this.Her words flow and one minute I'm about to pee my pants and the next I'm about to cry my eyes out or just feel this amazing sense of emotion that not many authors can give you. She can!"He had to go buy her flowers and chocolate and get a boom box to hold up under Hazel’s window."You will be so grateful you read this because it's just that good.I mean, who isn't interested in the "scientific" form of unnaturally finding the love of your life?
Reviewed by Sharon ThérèseI can’t ever recall reading a book with such an original plot. The author’s work held my attention from the beginning to end and is indisputably descriptive. Her humorous and at times, absurd prose had me gulping for air after laughing my head off. Her character development is also second to none. The different situations her protagonists find themselves is in all honestly, scarcely credible. However, one never knows if in the future, a dating service on this line becomes a reality. I most certainly felt like I was participating in the events and thoroughly enjoyed myself!"Actually, those guys aren't your match. Um... your match wasn't able to make it tonight."Wolf Saber is a scrupulous man and practices what he preaches. I couldn’t help but respect him for his non-fraternizing policy between employees and clients. Although I did got a tad mad with him for bending those very rules that held him back, I eventually forgave him because someone very dear found their better half in an instant. Yes, there’s an overdose of insta-love in this story and you’ll see why his generosity and matchmaking skills abound in mysterious ways. Okay, signing up on the bottom line guarantees one hundred and ten percent satisfaction. Lol, loved the ten percent extra which will be the cause for hilarious discussion. Wolf never fails. Or does he?"You're a tough lady to satisfy. We might need a car battery and jackhammer, so I hear."This drop-dead gorgeous savvy businessman is so damn dateable it’s flipping ridiculous. I’d be his first candidate, but it was a hard case of looky-looky, no touchy-touchy!
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