Review (PDF) Dirty Pretty Things (Michael Faudet)
Dirty Pretty Things is the international bestseller by Michael Faudet. A finalist in the 2015 Goodreads Readers Choice Awards, his whimsical and often erotic writing has already captured the hearts and minds of literally thousands of readers from around the world.He paints vivid pictures with intricate words and explores the compelling themes of love, loss, relationships, and sex. All beautifully captured in poetry, prose, quotes, and little short stories. Michael lives in a house by the sea in New Zealand with his girlfriend, international bestselling author, Lang Leav.
Series: Michael Faudet (Book 1)
Paperback: 288 pages
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (June 21, 2016)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1449481000
ISBN-13: 978-1449481001
Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.7 x 8 inches
Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (169 customer reviews)
Best Sellers Rank: #12,638 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #2 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Poetry > Regional & Cultural > Australia & Oceania #4 in Books > Literature & Fiction > History & Criticism > Genres & Styles > Poetry #11 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Poetry > Love Poems
I would give this book all the stars in the sky but all I have are five.
I was slightly disappointed overall. I was really excited about this book after reading a few poems by Faudet on tumblr, but as it turned out, those few lovely gems I had found before actually buying the book were the only bits worth reading. I found myself flipping through page after page, wishing I'd read more material along the lines of Stars:Magic tumbled from her pretty lips, and when she spoke the language of the universe, the stars sighed in unison.What beautiful, sweeping, romantic imagery! Too bad the majority of his work lacks that same oomph; if I read "wet cotton panties" one more time I'm gonna scream. I will say that I love his use of wordplay in many of his poems, and I did like all of his prose! If he wrote a book of prose, I could probably read it all day. Apart from that, it kind of felt like sifting through a bunch of junk to find hidden treasures within.
Beautifully written, I've read it so many times I have a good amount memorized! I highly suggest a purchase of this amazing collection of poetry!
Some better than others. Quite a few that are straight forward dirty. A nice book to pick up when you don't want anouther novel. Recommend for fellow moms, lol, so you don't forget that you are an adult!
Michael Faudet is nothing less that an exquisite author, his poetry makes your soul feel good honestly. I recommend this book to anybody that's a hopeless romantic like myself, it really puts you in that happy and lovey mood. Every page in this book is a better one and rarely do I come across such heart warming poetry like this. Please buy you will not regret it.
I am so happy I finally decided to buy this book, it is absolutely perfect - more than I thought it would be, and it add to my library perfectly. It's wonderful to have the physical form of Michael's poems in my hands.
I read in less than 2 hours! The author actually sent me a personal message on social media telling me to continue to read it and dissect it over and over! Such a great piece of work ❤️❤️❤️ I recommend to anyone who enjoys poetry and has a love for the deeper meaning of life and love
This is a sexually fun novel filled with short stories and poems. This author is very captivating, sensual and intriguing. Would have loved to see another 100 poems! Guess I'll be waiting for the next book release.
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